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Topic : Home Bargains Keighley |
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| Jaguarxjs22 |
I called in at home bargains today and asked one of the staff where to find the white dog chews...she replied hide ! I said why what's going on. |
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| GAMEKEEPER |
Nice one. Lol. |
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| ginjo |
sorry, don't get it?? |
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| HurricaneHector |
That's nowt, I went into boots and asked for a deodorant, the assistant said, "Ball type?) I answered I was looking for under arm; but I suppose it will do! |
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| Jaguarxjs22 |
I went into Boots today too, I said I need a comb, she said do you want a steel one, I said no I don't mind paying for it! |
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| cars |
when I went in the co-op yesterday I asked for some cream, do you want whipping ? said the assistant ! |
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| tetleydrinker |
I went into B & Q last week to enquire about building a wooden stage in my garden, the assistant said "you want decking" Luckily I got the first punch in. |
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| GAMEKEEPER |
Haha. Keep them coming. lol. |
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| pgp001 |
I phoned one of our suppliers about some conveyor rollers. He asked me if I wanted shafting. |
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| Jaguarxjs22 |
I called at the butchers today, he said I bet you £5 you can't reach them pieces of meat on the top shelf,I nearly took him up on it but the steaks were too high ! |
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| gazzer |
this post has been edited 1 time(s) "So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one. |
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| gazzer |
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays." |
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| gazzer |
"So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'" |
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| gazzer |
this post has been edited 1 time(s) A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits! A big thanks to Tim Vine/Tommy Cooper for the one liners |
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| Jaguarxjs22 |
I went to buy some shoes today in Skipton, they felt well tight round the sides, the assistant said try them with the tongue out, so I stuck my tongue out and they were still a bit tight.. |
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| tetleydrinker |
I went into H Samuels on Saturday and asked for a wind up watch, the assistant said analogue, and I said no just a watch please................. |
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| Jaguarxjs22 |
I was havin a pint in the Robin yesterday when Shakespeare walked in, the landlord said I'm not serving you ya Bard ! |
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| Jaguarxjs22 |
I rang the tailors in Keighley yesterday and said I need measuring for a suit as I have a big psychic evening coming up. He said Oh are you a medium?. I said I don't know, that's why I need you to measure me. |
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events sale / wanted general have your say looking for.. skippy greengrass |
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