| dogcatcher
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18/03/2011 : 18:28:01
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ive been to the land of lovely nurses looking after me and free meals,even though i looked like quasimodo so no fishing for me but sunny weather forecast so should bring some fair weather fishermice out  |
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| do-gooders
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19/03/2011 : 14:04:00
dogcatcher has had a emergency case of gingerness...stay clear lads he"s infected....  |
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| greengrass
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19/03/2011 : 15:16:31
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dogcatcher has had a emergency case of gingerness...stay clear lads he"s infected....   Does that mean wallet stuck open mode bloody hell doggy all them moths will fly away  |
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| dogcatcher
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19/03/2011 : 15:25:05
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now then the fair weather fishermice av all blanked on the high tide at arnside 12 rods out!!!! and have gone to the pub to drown their sorrows, they av been in pub for an hour argueing on whos round it is,bet they all forgot their wallets    looks like me and gypsy are going to av to come out of retirement to come and show u how to do it  |
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| do-gooders
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19/03/2011 : 15:33:18
blankety blank,blankety blank super fishing game, |
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| skippy
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19/03/2011 : 20:02:45
ha ha ha skippy saved a quid   shit we blanked   |
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| greengrass
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21/03/2011 : 21:23:01
Skippy why dount we arange a proper fishing weekend fri to sunday |
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| dogcatcher
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22/03/2011 : 09:19:58
u two couldnt catch if u went for 2 weeks and u wouldnt get permission of them indoors anyway,dream onnnnnnnnnnnnn        |
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| skippy
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22/03/2011 : 16:46:37
within the month greengrass out of staithes on a boat invites only as 7 places b n b 2 nights only £150 each ive told harry to book us in |
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| greengrass
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22/03/2011 : 17:19:16
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u two couldnt catch if u went for 2 weeks and u wouldnt get permission of them indoors anyway,dream onnnnnnnnnnnnn         Doggy we can go when we want to no need to beg like you      |
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| dogcatcher
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22/03/2011 : 18:14:58
u 2 £150 there will be an eclipse of the sun there will so many moths flying about,still a waste of time NO FISH!!!!!!!!      |
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| greengrass
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23/03/2011 : 13:11:45
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u 2 £150 there will be an eclipse of the sun there will so many moths flying about,still a waste of time NO FISH!!!!!!!!      [/quo
Well if you can not aford it get a loan of doggy  |
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| greengrass
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26/03/2011 : 18:59:21
Oy Crusher have you crushed your nuts yet    |
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| skippy
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27/03/2011 : 12:41:32
all 500 ton greengrass and it dont half look empty now in the yard best £1000 ive spent this year  a very impressive machine it was cost £170,000 new small change that if your a pensioner  |
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| greengrass
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27/03/2011 : 15:09:41
Doggy would have been cheaper he would take a bit longer as he would have had to crush them between his cheeks      |
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| do-gooders
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27/03/2011 : 20:01:06
is that why they call him crusher...   |
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| greengrass
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30/03/2011 : 17:48:17
Skippy have you crushed doggy   |
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| skippy
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31/03/2011 : 19:21:31
no greengrass the crusher wasnt big enough  he must be counting his moths as nobodys seen him latley i wonder if roosterman has dug a BIG hole and buried old dogscrooge    |
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| pumbajunior
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01/04/2011 : 00:57:59
Check to see if his allotment has been dug over possibly he tried to pay 50p an hour |
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| greengrass
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01/04/2011 : 08:38:06
Rooster can you dig six foot deep   
Or have you already   |
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| dogcatcher
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01/04/2011 : 15:24:06
hey im still here not quite 6ft under yet its bad news when u suddenly av no mates (them that take only) when it comes to a bit of hard work and help when youve been ill, so no more give from me, so good for roosterman and he will be well paid |
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| pumbajunior
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01/04/2011 : 16:37:50
doggie spotted parking naughtily at lunchtime in his commie tank waiting for chip shop to open you would think the walk might do him good |
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| Bess the silsden hoss
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01/04/2011 : 23:50:51
Skippy if my field go's to the evil waste treatment site, can i come and live on your site please?
Im a very good security hoss and only need water candy floss and brandy snap as payment.
I could even keep those ruffian lay abouts Greengrass/Dogsqueek/Pumba and do bader away so you can get a days work done and not run out of tea. |
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02/04/2011 : 00:44:55
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great stuff we will av u in the grand national and if u dont win theres plenty of curry houses in silsden    hey bob t u up for a bit of jockeying |
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| dogcatcher
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02/04/2011 : 00:47:39
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doggie spotted parking naughtily at lunchtime in his commie tank waiting for chip shop to open you would think the walk might do him good hey pumba get it right GAS GUZZLING COMMIE TANK |
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| pumbajunior
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02/04/2011 : 13:50:43
yup you must be this guy they keep talking about who just drives round silsden and fills up at shell
spotted again parking in co op foyer saturday lunchtime obviously out of hibernation now |
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| dogcatcher
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02/04/2011 : 15:00:06
pumba spotted 3 times this week "walking" certainly not for fitness,so must be price of fuel thats grounded the dinky car  |
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| Bess the silsden hoss
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02/04/2011 : 17:55:37
You need to get out more Dogsqueek. Ive seen Pumba and Daisy at least once a day. Pumbas great he always says hi as he walks past my field. |
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| skippy
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02/04/2011 : 18:00:39
bess you would be made most welcome like all guests at skippys yard, water and tea a plenty no candy floss though untilmy friendly fairground pal next appears though |
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| greengrass
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03/04/2011 : 10:52:28
Peter phone for an ambulance the others are cracking up talking to an old NAG    Skippy pumba there is help out there   |
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| dogcatcher
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03/04/2011 : 12:41:34
a bit of horse play they are only foaling about with mustang sally its only a mares tail  |
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| skippy
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04/04/2011 : 18:15:36
im not cracking up greengrass are you saying youve never spoken to an old nag   |
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| greengrass
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04/04/2011 : 18:27:02
Nay lad |
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| Bess the silsden hoss
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04/04/2011 : 18:32:19
Nah hes a grumpy sod mr Skippy. He just drives past without even a wave. |
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| do-gooders
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04/04/2011 : 21:32:12
what happened to the knackers yard on the bypass..hey bess watch out, naaah naaah. |
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